venerdì 23 maggio 2008

last workshop in Hokkaido 08~09/2007 - The Garbage Monster workshop - Il Mostro Spazzatura



- GomiGomi Kaiju Workshop -










The Beggining







Monday morning the teachers ask them to came to met and welcome two special guest who were going to stay with them from now till.... well that's we should see...

so they open the door and...


ooops already here...


well ...let's see, first of all we should be sure that there is no spy among you so we are scanning every and each of you with these special ultra xray glases which enable us to see your true identity....


Q: How it works?


A: well to complicated to explain right now ...



well the first check doesn't reveal that any of you are spy so we should explain who we are and why we are here...





I'm, for today, Dr. Lugh most famous top-secret scientist and inventor with my japanese collegue and assitence and you may call him .....dr.T. ... for now....


why we are here?


to answer to this question please follow us in our lab were will we answer to all your questions....

...well.... the two main reasons why we are here.....
he first is that after many years of studing and investigation we come to the conclusion that an enormous, vicious, unmercyful, ugly, stinky, ferocious...

dr.T: ..dr Lugh , dr. Lugh I guess they've got the picture!


oh! eeehh.... well what I was saing?...oh yes.... well, we came to understand that an huge Monster made of all the garbages in the universe, who have already destroyed numberless others planets, is ready to come to our planet to destroy and convert every think in his enourmous, vicious, unmercyful, ugly..


dt: doctor, doctor!!!




....stincky.... kingdom! and from all our calculation, as you can see on the blackboard, we postulate the at 9:00am next monday it will arriving exactly in here in this school....


dont' t worry don't worry......


lucky us...and here comes the seond reason for He couldn't choise a better place for landing ...better for us I mean....ahahhhahahAHAHHAAAAHHHA!


dt: DOCTOR LUGH!

yes, yes.... well.... eehmm...


thanks to ours powerful telescopes and radars we were able to made a first identikit of how he could be , thought we know there are at least tree kind of this kind of monsters...


and these are:



  1. SOPRALAPANCALA CAPRACAMPA ( very vicious with big fangs thouth it seems to be almost like a jellyfish or a spnauzzo...
    a what???
    well it's a organism on the Plof planet...);

  2. RAMARROMARRONE ( he can kill most man with his onion's breath);

  3. finally(hopefully) TRETIGRICONTROTRETIGRI ( we don't know so much of it but seems to be the most dangerous....just one of his flart can produce a so vast earthsquake the have destroyed already thousands planets already!)



now, as you can see I brought to you some prove about them...these are some ..some rest of them..
we have their extrements, and something from what we guess was a nose.... then ear's wax and probably a... well maybe your not ready for this....
anyway as I was saing... the second reason we came here is to ask you to help us to fight them before they transform our lands in a...
dt: DOCTOR!
in a garbage planet...
and I said we are lucky they come here because even if you not aware of it....
you are the most powerful super hero group on Earth!!!
and we are going to trying you up to find the power in yourself which is the only hope we have !
yes, yes, I see your fear in your eyes... I read your thought..."what if he win us...what if we are not strong enought... isn't already lunch time?", but you don't have to worry about for we are going to help you also by building the most powerful armour ever seen, made by the newst and strongest and beautyful and wanderful and ...


dt: EEHHMEHHMMM...

eh? ...yes... material our technology have ever made.... yes! I know what you think.... you think this is a very comune cardboard....
HAHHHAHHAHAHAhow wrong you are.... I foul you too AHHAHAHAH but that's my point! if my invention has been able to trick you too there is no chace that that fil... monster to find out untill it's too late AHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHH!

and here we go:




this is the very first prototype of armour I made by mysef on myself.. as you can see there is the elmet, the chest and the back, shoulders and the protection for arms....
Now, no time to lose, please comes here and watch a bit how and what each of you have to do to build own powerful armor made by the most powerful, expensive, beautyful material ...

dt: doctor...

....I ever invented!

..... then you have to think of the design of your own armor....during the battle we cannot be looking all the same otherwise we will not understand whoo are who to the joy of the Monster...so please think at the most great design you can........ only one advise ...do not make shape and form to big for we sholud be able to run and jump and even thougt the material it's so powerful and expensive...
what? how much expensive? well if you put all the zero you need to write the price one after one, you can arived, at very least, at home and coming back!
You live just beside the school?.... well you have to go and come back at least 4 times!!!!!!!!!

Right....even it's so powerful, we don't know yet the monster's weapons how strong are....so you should not be touched more the two times... at the third...well let's don't think about that now...

so please think about your armour and from tomorow we will start to make it AHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

DOCTOR LUGH!!!


yes ...well see you tomorow!

this was the very first day of the workshop.


in the afternoon, after every children went back home I was in lab to prepare for the next days when I heard some very suspicious noise frome outside, crowilng, wispering, laughting.... I close all the windows and tends.
Some spy came to snatch some my secrets?
carefully I whatch outside and I saw some heads beyound some bushes in the garden. I locked the windows and doors and went outside, I crawl too under the bushes and I catch'em all and ask them what they were doing here, spying or catch spies???

"...catch spies!!!!" they said...

ah! well then...you seems to ready to fight but are you strong? strong enought???
strong enought for safe the Earth?

....by say so, she show me...

and I saw and I knew....





The Force is strong in her!!!!

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